So a couple weeks ago, me and my friends were sitting on this cement-like platform (which we called). It’s basically the steps up to the portable (a classroom that no one uses). This weird supply French teacher comes up to us and says, “you should not sit on this ground, it’s too cold and it’s bad for your ovaries.” I asked her how that is and she said that if students sit on cold ground their ovaries will freeze and that we won’t be able to bear children. Now it’s an running joke between us about not sitting on cold ground.