Back in high school, I was quite shy when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was also the geometry teacher. This caused a lot of wrestlers cutting class and interrupting our class to hang out and stay out of trouble. One day, seven wrestlers come in yelling about new wrestling uniforms, and how enthusiastic they were. When they grabbed the uniforms, the whole class started giving them side glances. Even without what I mention next, the suits seemed funny. I mean, it’s skin-tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender-like top. Already quite amusing. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and hurried out to switch into them in the bathroom, and returned to model them. Which, is also hysterical because Spandex reveals everything; you could notice every detail. In any case, we reside in a town called Ocean City. It’s often abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they decided on the abbreviation. On the back, it reads OC MEN. Which isn’t too bad, but then I say it in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I almost spit out the water I was drinking. I looked around frantically, trying to figure out who to tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turn to the girl next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I told her what I found and we both cracked up. The whole time she saw me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was very reserved. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for seven years now.