Recently, my pals and I were hanging out on this cement pedestal (as we called it). It’s basically the steps to the unused classroom (a classroom that no one uses). This odd replacement French teacher comes up to us and says, “you shouldn’t be sitting on this ground, it’s too cold and it’s bad for your ovaries.” I asked her how or why and she said that if students sit on cold ground their ovaries will freeze and that we won’t be able to conceive children. Now it’s an inside joke between us about not sitting on cold ground.