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My sister, mom, and I were standing in a queue at the Sam’s Club café. The whole time I was waiting, I was mentally rehearsing what my order would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was constantly yelling at me. As we got up to the cashier to pay, I got thrown off by his cuteness so instead of requesting the pizza, I assertively said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club café has doesn’t offer. As soon as I understood my mistake, I shouted out “noooo”, drawing the attention of 50 people. Mortified, I bolted and my mom and sister had to bring me the pizza slice from my refuge in the frozen food aisle. To this day, I ask people to make my order when anyone vaguely attractive is at the counter.