So to kick off my story I should tell you that I work at a med spa as front desk and my job involves mostly computer and customer service duties. That said, I am also there to help the on shift technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this particular Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Not quite. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my astonishment (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Striving to remain professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s butt cheek firm to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and hurried the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to schedule the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I looked at the mottled butt right in the crack.