So I have a health teacher who is extremely passionate about exercise. This woman has done ironman triathlons, and talks about going to the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s a bit intense. We have this project where we have to choose a health goal to pursue for a month. Goals like drinking more water or doing squats. For that, you need some motivation, so we were talking about physical things to reward ourselves with. She then told us about her obsession with sporting goods, where she goes to a store and buys gear like they were books. During this, she suddenly says, “I really like Dick’s”. Realizing what she said, she turned red and quietly added, “please don’t tell your parents.”